TEXTUAL MOLESTER #1

52 PAGES A4, B/W WITH FULL COLOUR GLOSS COVER

Anal Cunt unveil new direction
Bob Monkhouse: a candle in the colon
Ronnie Corbett exclusive
Top 10 man v. woman fight scenes
The Monkman Cometh (feat. Terry Nutkins)
The Carcass reunion
Entertanus
Elephant Man's Revue of Things What Pertain to the Imagination
Dr. Hymen-Labia's guide to amatuer gynaecology
Interviews with The Dwarves, Blood Duster, Kunt & the Gang, Gorerotted, Smothered Brothers, The Glee Club
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TEXTUAL MOLESTER #1

52 PAGES A4, B/W WITH FULL COLOUR GLOSS COVER

Anal Cunt unveil new direction

Bob Monkhouse: a candle in the colon

Ronnie Corbett exclusive

Top 10 man v. woman fight scenes

The Monkman Cometh (feat. Terry Nutkins)

The Carcass reunion

Entertanus

Elephant Man's Revue of Things What Pertain to the Imagination

Dr. Hymen-Labia's guide to amatuer gynaecology

Interviews with The Dwarves, Blood Duster, Kunt & the Gang, Gorerotted, Smothered Brothers, The Glee Club

100+ album, DVD, zine and show reviews