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Harold & Kumar Go to Whitecastle

"Chigger what Kru???"

Dir. Danny Leiner, 2004. Review by Large Gremlin

The name is an obvious take off the weird cult classic Harold and Maude, but the similarity ends there. This movie is legendary in the comedy classic sense. Not just stoner comedy, not just racial bashing, not just poop humor. We even get to see Doogie Howser play himself as a post-stardom, crack-addict rapist! Spectacular urination scenes, pubic hair shaving, incestual hillbilly threesomes, lots of great guest appearances, and they make fun of Jackass, thank fookin God, AKGay Ted Danson. Forget Half Baked, get fully baked, watch this one NOW. Hot gals, tons of great names including the Brothers McFag, Vagina McGinestein, and there is a TON of molesting, wife-beating and Miracle Whip rape...LOVERLY. (ed-Large Gremlin was promptly fired from the Textual Molester team after submitting this review)

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